Sunday, July 15, 2007

Introducing.......The Lonely Tomato

Lonely Tomato Lives On a Spindly Plant In a Backyard

Tucked Far Away In The Side Of The Yard In The Shadow Of a Tombstone Rosebush

He Lives By Himself, All Alone, No Other Tomato Has Appeared


See?


Fertilizer May Have Helped, But Lonely Tomato's Farmer Has Tired Of Growing Tomatoes


Lonely Tomato Has a Guard, Kitty Stands Alert But Aphids Still Attack Lonely Tomato's Host Plant

Lonely Tomato Will One Day Serve Farmer by Acting As The Star Of A B.L.T.


Update: A commenter has offered advice to aide the growth of The Lonely Tomato. Says Azomite is key for growing healthy tomatoes.

4 comments:

LMC said...

From one of the Ads shown over here in OZ .....

"Treated plants set more fruit (Table 3)."

http://www.azomite.com.au/SII/Plants/Tomatoes/Tomatoes.html?gclid=CM3XmYfMqo0CFRA_YAodx2qKsw

Nice Site.

And I'm now interested in the final fate of The Lonely Tomato, too!

:)

CGM said...

The Lonely Tomato will hopefully have a starring role in that BLT. You should film the process and post it on YouTube. Start looking for dirge music, maybe with bagpipes?

Mike said...

I'm sharpening the "ginzu" knife just for the occasion. So far the poll indicates a desire to see him eaten. I biased the poll myself with a vote to eat.

WeetaBiX said...

sigh...poor tomato...if only there was more of you...you would make good pasta sauce...